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Jez 'Got a Gig' Tonkin -  a perfect stubborn foil at the top of the order and pretty useful with the ball as well.

Dave 'Dirty Harry' Sharp - The King of Corn, The Joker in the Pack a talented, genuine, all rounder and fully paid up Pirate. Portslade's loss!!

Richard 'Charmer' Crockatt - Part time Pirate and current Players Player of the Year. Can swing a game single handed with bat and ball and recipient of most awards at AGM.

Gordon 'Van Damme' Brooks - Action man with ball, bat and in the field, secret weapon used for anhilation of the Sandmen.

Rohith 'Sammy' Dayaratne - Sri Lankas Favourite Son. Explosive and excitable. Prospect of season without WallDist sponsorship due to credit crunch!!

Vinojan 'Ironman' Vijayakumar - Genuine quickie who can throw the bat. Don't F*** with him!! King of Club Security (Worthing). Part time WallDist employee level 3.

Ray 'The Hod' Neville - King of the Car Boot. Gritty batsman and pounding round arm action bowler. Should be available with permission!!

Jonathan 'Mr Sport' Dawes - Should be available for at least one appearance this term. Athletic and unorthodox, plays every stroke in the book, hockey style and a bowler in the bent arm tradition most associated with the Turners Hill Great One!!

Patrick 'Dibbly Dobbly' Metcalfe - Masterful aging bowler, brings experience to the field of play. Static in the field when on it. Recipient and holder of The Monty Paneser Fielding of the Year for successive seasons. Will bring the youngsters on in new coaching capacity this term. A founder member of The Metcalfe Table!!

Dan 'Danmet41' Metcalfe - Every working girls dream. Reliable stalwart when no televised sport on TV. Single minded batsman whose average last season not to be held against him as it is due for an inquiry and recount. Like his elder brother a member  of The Metcalfe Table!! 

Graham 'Deadly' West - Bowler of the season last year. Back to spinning form from the former hardline JIPCC skipper. More needed appearances hoped for with his words of encouragement to his team mates!!

Richard 'KP' Wallace - On his day a world class bowler, rolling back the years, unfortunately not so many of them last season. A record breaking innings of 16 runs from 24 overs the highlight of an opening batting partnership with 'Rainman' to display his mental state that he brings to the side.

Adrian 'Sleez' Marshall - A true artist, unfortunately no outing last year but don't hold your breath for an appearance this season. Much missed for soft hands in the field!!

                      

Chris 'Nice Bird' Natural - a real coup for JIPCC when Chris fell out of favour with The Sandmen. Was given the task of peacemaker during the Staceygate affair against Southwick last season, a game where he held his nerve bowling the crucial last over as JIPCC snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Brings adorable flame haired Kirsty along to fixtures to make old men happy!!

Agnetha Faltskog - Most beautiful lifelong fan of skipper Barry Wallace. Would like to attend fixtures but currently in hide away due to stalkers Worldwide!!

Kirsty - Pin up for JIPCC, Chris Natural's flame at present. Offers encouragement when required. 10/10.!!

Mascot Toffee - A menace to players, sticks and balls. Recently renamed Bobby!!

John 'Grandad' Earthy - Most succesful and stylish batsman in JIPCC history, twice winner of Players Player of the Year Trophy. Yet to be replaced since retiring at the age of 82 due to ill health. Often seen patrolling the boundary itching to be out in the middle where he belongs!!